"A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes."
http://www.rinkworks.com/jokes/
Chicas, les dejo un link con las peores JOKES ever, asi si escuchan que Zac se las tira ruborizandose a bit, HE LIKES YOU!!!
Y a los boys que quieren ser (o parecer) HH, here's another advice:
Have a deep look. Be serious. Just because (u think) u have a cute smile, doesn't mean that u have to show it to everyone. A deep look plus a expression like Zac's, will leave girls (at least me) deeply, truly, madly in love.
ladies, learners:
http://www.zefron.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=528
Here's the whole album. The one u should consider watching. He makes all worthwhile.
Ultimamente estoy visitando demasiados fansites y cosas de este chico.
PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!.
PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!.
4 voicemails:
Florence,
For the most warm, yet most horny stories of obsessions, I don't expect more surprises from Uruguay's summer. Vampires, Robert Pattinson, cute lil' (perhaps gay) Zac, and so further. In a word: madness. In two words: wet dreams. In three words: bitchs, bitchs, bitchs.
For the unnoticed, the first lesson can be stated as: develop some muscles, have a nice Porsche in the garage, and get a faithful credit card. The second lesson is this: tell bad jokes, blush like a dumb, and fake a deep look. Oh, guys, remember that the world does not know of a deeper gaze than Benjamin Franklin's (preferably, the manly look he shows in the US 100-dollar bill).
Summarizing, to be sexy you have to lie about being some kind of pale and well-paid Hollywod actor. Be shy, never admit that you're gay (if you're one, of course), and reinforce your sexyness with an even sexier bank account.
Personally, I find nothing remarkable in your lessons, as it's a well-known fact that from my infancy I was noted for being uncool, unpopular and for my lasting, random anti-sexy behavioral patterns.
According to the words of advice from a friend of mine... there is no sexier guy than a rich guy ;)
siii, sii, la verdad que te voy a ayudar :), jajajaja, te voy a ayudar a que no te me babees mas por este chico, vos pedime solo ayuda;), jajhajajaajjjjajaajajajaa
te adorooooo ;)
besote:)
para resumir lo de alejandro
Billetera mata galan ...
still without a moustache
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